umar

वक्त घटता है उमर बढ़ती है,मगर अरमाँ नहीं सोते !
मोहब्बत जवान ही रहती है,जज़बात बूढ़े नहीं होते !!

Slow Dance

by David L. Weatherford

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain
Slapping the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun fading into the night?

You better slow down.
Don’t dance so fast.

Time is short.
The music won’t last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?

When you ask: How are you?
Do you hear the reply?

When the day is done,
Do you lie in your bed

With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?

You better slow down.
Don’t dance so fast.

Time is short.
The music won’t last.

Ever told your child,
We’ll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,
Let a friendship die

Cause you never had time
To call and say, “Hi?”

You better slow down.
Don’t dance so fast.

Time is short.
The music won’t last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere,
You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,
It’s like an unopened gift thrown away.

Life is not a race,
So take it slower.

Hear the music
Before your song is over.

by Rabindranath Tagore

thou hast made me known to friends whom I knew not. Thou hast given me seats in homes not my own. Thou hast brought the distant near and made a brother of the stranger. I am uneasy at heart when I have to leave my accustomed shelter; I forgot that there abides the old in the new, and that there also thou abidest. 

Through birth and death, in this world or in others, wherever thou leadest me it is thou, the same, the one companion of my endless life who ever linkest my heart with bonds of joy to the unfamiliar. When one knows thee, then alien there is none, then no door is shut. Oh, grant me my prayer that I may never lose the bliss of the touch of the One in the play of the many.

ii
No more noisy, loud words from me, such is my master’s will. Hence-forth I deal in whispers. The speech of my heart will be carried on in murmurings of a song. 

No more noisy, loud words from me, such is my master’s will. Hence-forth I deal in whispers. The speech of my heart will be carried on in murmurings of a song. 

Men hasten to the King’s market. All the buyers and sellers are there. But I have my untimely leave in the middle of the day, in the thick of work.
Let then the flowers come out in my garden, though it is not their time, and let the midday bees strike up their lazy hum.

Full many an hour have I spent in the strife of the good and the evil, but now it is the pleasure of my playmate of the empty days to draw my heart on to him, and I know not why is this sudden call to what useless inconsequence!

The real smart phone

बुन्देल्खन्ड की एक महिला का कहना  है कि 

“मैं तो स्मार्ट फोन को उस दिन

स्मार्ट मानूंगी

जब मैं चिल्लाऊंगी

“के हमाओ फोन कहाँ है?”

और फोन आवाज लगाएगा: 

“जे हैं जिज्जी हम, खटिया के नीचे परे हैं।”

जिंदगी

*”हर रोज़ गिरकर भी,*
*मुक़म्मल खड़े हैं…!*

*ऐ ज़िंदगी देख,*
*मेरे हौसले तुझसे भी बड़े हैं …!!”*

*हौसले के तरकश में*
*कोशिश का वो तीर ज़िंदा रखो*
*हार जाओ चाहे जिन्दगी मे सब कुछ*
*मगर फिर से जीतने की उम्मीद जिन्दा रखो!*

Budhapa

बुढापा बडी खराब चीज है….मन तो कर रहा है ऐसी मशीन बनाऊं…इधर से बुढापा डालो और उधर से जवानी निकले….😏😉😒

Khichdi

*खिचड़ी अगर रसोईघर मैं पके तो बीमार व्यक्ति को औषधि का काम करती है,*
*और किसी के दिमाग मैं पक रही है तो अच्छे भले इंसान को भी बीमार कर देती है।*

This is Hillarious

THIS IS HILARIOUS  !!!!!!                                               
An Engineering student attended a Medical exam by mistake.

See his answers… 

👇the last one is ultimate

> 😂😂😂😂

1. Antibody – One who hates his body .

2. Artery – Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria – Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma – Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder – Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes – Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain – Hurt at Work .

8. Liposuction – A French Kiss .

9. Ultrasound – Radical Sound that is above human hearing capacity, such as wife’s talk.

10. Cardiology – Advanced Study of Playing Cards …..

11. dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi.

12.Chicken Pox- A Non-Veg. continental dish.

13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person’s city

g14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works

15.Parotitis : information about the parrots.

ULTIMATE———-!!!!!!

16. Urology: the study of european people
😂😂😂😂😂

Divorce made in heaven

Best Divorce Letter……………………!!!

Dear hubby:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife
P.S. don’t try to find me.

Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

———————————————————————————————————————————–

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as Carla(woman)………I hope that’s not a problem……

Begin your day with a SMILE!!😁😁

HAVE A GOOD DAY🤣🤣🤣🙋🏻‍♀

Dil se

दिल को छू लेने वाली कुछ पंक्तियां

*तन्हा बैठा था एक दिन मैं अपने मकान में,*
*चिड़िया बना रही थी घोंसला रोशनदान में।*

*पल भर में आती पल भर में जाती थी वो।*
*छोटे छोटे तिनके चोंच में भर लाती थी वो।*

*बना रही थी वो अपना घर एक न्यारा,*
*कोई तिनका था, ना ईंट उसकी कोई गारा।*

*कुछ दिन बाद….*
*मौसम बदला, हवा के झोंके आने लगे,*
*नन्हे से दो बच्चे घोंसले में चहचहाने लगे।*

*पाल रही थी चिड़िया उन्हे,*
*पंख निकल रहे थे दोनों के*
*पैरों पर करती थी खड़ा उन्हे।*

*देखता था मैं हर रोज उन्हें*
*जज्बात मेरे उनसे कुछ जुड़ गए ,*
*पंख निकलने पर दोनों बच्चे*
*मां को छोड़ अकेला उड़ गए।*

*चिड़िया से पूछा मैंने..*
*तेरे बच्चे तुझे अकेला क्यों छोड़ गए,*
*तू तो थी मां उनकी*
*फिर ये रिश्ता क्यों तोड़ गए..*

*चिड़िया बोली…*
*परिन्दे और इंसान के बच्चे में यही तो फर्क है,*
*इंसान का बच्चा माया के दरिया में गर्क है।*

*इंसान का बच्चा…..*
*पैदा होते ही अपना हक जमाता है,*
*न मिलने पर वो मां बाप को*
*कोर्ट कचहरी तक ले जाता है।*

*मैंने बच्चों को जन्म दिया*
*पर करता कोई मुझे याद नहीं,*
*मेरे बच्चे क्यों रहेंगे साथ मेरे*
*क्योंकि मेरी कोई जायदाद नहीं*
Rajesh PUROHIT 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
🙏🙏